Shrekosexual
A shrekosexual is someone who is sexually attracted to shrek (as on ogre). A person that is shrekosexual cannot be sexual attracted to Fiona or any ogre in that matter.
Jeffery: Will you go out with me?
Quinn: No, sorry I’m shrekosexual...
Jeffery: oh okay, shrek’s a lucky guy.
Quinn: yeah I know.
Quinn: No, sorry I’m shrekosexual...
Jeffery: oh okay, shrek’s a lucky guy.
Quinn: yeah I know.