Shreksticles
Exquisite green balls that will forever clap your back and pleasure you. The pleasure is immeasurably enjoyable in a very painful way and many people become addicted to it. The only way to keep Shrek’s Shreksticles away is keeping atLEAST eleventeen layers of onions on you at all times.
Bro where are your onions?!
I forgot them…Shrek told me I have one day to get them back before he claps me with his Shreksticles! Pray for me…
I forgot them…Shrek told me I have one day to get them back before he claps me with his Shreksticles! Pray for me…