Shrihaan
Shrihaan is the orca or whale shark of your friend group. He acts innocent but is secretly super wild. He is known for talking in an odd manner - either super sophisticated or like a dumbass - and is seen to use words like “cuckation” and “bellends”
Sentence 1) What do you mean you don’t know what a chut is? Stop being such a Shrihaan.
Sentence 2) Bro, no one says “why does everything I say stimulate such reactions”. Please don’t be a Shrihaan.
Sentence 2) Bro, no one says “why does everything I say stimulate such reactions”. Please don’t be a Shrihaan.
Shrihaan
Shrihaan is the coolest, hottest, awesomest, smartest, sexiest guy around. He is very cool and very smart, and all of the women and even some of the men go crazy about him. Everyone loves him dearly for his amusing personality as he is able to make most laugh, except his crush (sad twist of fate). He also has awesome flowing locks, bulging muscles, and the biggest brain of them all. He has many incredible quotes including but not limited to : "I am not a communist", "Hated by men, loved by woman, my curse to bear", "don't ask for consent just do", as well as "the only reason I exercise is so I can eat cake". He can oft be found sipping tea on his couch watching British reality TV such as love island.
"I didn't know that someone could be gay and homophobic at the same time until I met Shrihaan"
"Oh my, look how hot he is, I love him so much... Shrihaan is the coolest UWU"
"Shrihaan is what would happen if Brad Pitt and Mahatma Gandhi had a baby which they sent to Peppa Pig's playgroup"
"Oh my, look how hot he is, I love him so much... Shrihaan is the coolest UWU"
"Shrihaan is what would happen if Brad Pitt and Mahatma Gandhi had a baby which they sent to Peppa Pig's playgroup"