Shrimp Boat Captain
A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into someone's asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.
"I gave him the Shrimp boat captain for his birthday".
Shrimp Boat Captain
A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.
Fred: Tony backed into a parked car again...
Brian: What a shrimp boat captain.
Brian: What a shrimp boat captain.
shrimp boat captain
One who has mastered the art of shrimpin'
ive been shrimped before but golly that shrimp boat captain was terrific
shrimp boat captain
the master of shrimpin
Robbie is the shrimp boat captain of our class. He loves to shrimp
Shrimp Boat Captain A La Mode
A man ejaculates into a persons asshole then before sucking the jizzout with a straw he adds a scoop of ice cream at the top of the ass crack that will slowly melt down towards the asshole.
Wanna try the Shrimp Boat Captain a la mode? Trust me and bring some ice cream.