Shrimp Boy
The best type of guy out there. He might not have the biggest six pack or be super buff but he's the most down to earth and funny guy you will ever meet. He's a bit of an retard and probably doesn't support the right football team but we allow it because he's fit, such a nice guy and has the most peng smile. If you ever need anything he's always there for you and after a hug he kisses you on the forehead and everything feels good again.
I don't care if you think he's a shrimp boy because hes my shrimp boy and nothings ever going to change that