shrimp buffet
(v.) The act of receiving hand manipulation from your woman while also performing a shrimp job; shrimping.
After we came home drunk my girlfriend asked if I wanted to go to the shrimp buffet. I could not say no.
Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet
A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.
"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."
"Holy crap! What did he do?"
"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."
"Oh damn."
"Holy crap! What did he do?"
"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."
"Oh damn."
Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet
A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.
"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."
"Holy crap! What did he do?"
"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."
"Oh damn."
"Holy crap! What did he do?"
"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."
"Oh damn."