shrimp chips

The most tasty asian snack in the market. Think fat potato sticks that taste a little like shrimp. The shrimp scares away your white friends, so less chips getting mooched and more chips in your stomach!

Gary: Man I'm hungry. Are those chips?

Phil: Not JUST chips, they're shrimp chips! Want some?

Gary: Uhh no thanks, I'll pass.

Shrimp Chip

Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.

Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"

俚语	shrimp chip
释义	shrimp chips The most tasty asian snack in the market. Think fat potato sticks that taste a little like shrimp. The shrimp scares away your white friends, so less chips getting mooched and more chips in your stomach! Gary: Man I'm hungry. Are those chips? Phil: Not JUST chips, they're shrimp chips! Want some? Gary: Uhh no thanks, I'll pass. Shrimp Chip Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip. Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!" Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"
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