Shriveled

It is a state of being, where it is cold, and someone pants you and your dick and balls are very shrunken.

Eric Powell often has very shriveled dick and balls.
Dude, why would you do that when my dick and balls are shriveled

shrivel

What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.

My nutsack shriveled when I saw the old guy bang the old lady.

Shrivelled

A state of being, only diagnosed after a series of extremely poor/ smelly performances in an entities personal/ professional life. Being shrivelled is synonymous with cases exhibiting high levels of stupidity, disability or muppetry. As shrivellism is highly contagious to the un-shrivelled, care must be taken to isolate, and in extreme cases incinerate, any shrivelled being found to be wriggling in the nearby vicinity.

Shrivelled man: Lewis, I just shat in the sink.

Lewis: Wow, that's shrivelled mate

shrivel

someone who has a penis the size of a peanut

ryan has a shriveled dick

shrivels

Shrivels (shrëv-ELS)

When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.

For example:

One: did you see that hot ass bitch back there?

Two - yeah, I know her from back in the day. She’s hot til she opens her mouth, then she gives me the shrivels.

One - damn yo.

shrivelization

civilizations tendency to shrink and shrivel up everything in her path.

mans inhumanity to man results in the shrivelization of us all.

shriveled dick

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.

I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.

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