Shromona
With her superb spelling and initiative she shines a light on all of her friends, no matter how annoying the process. She is fun, loving, always there for her friends, even if she lets them walk all over her. She is cool, calm, and collective, even if she constantly has existential crises. She is a leader and a listener, and now she has a definition on this damn website!
Person 1: "Second meaning in that sentence!"
Shromona: "Shtop it!" *hits Person 1*
Shromona: "Shtop it!" *hits Person 1*