Shroud of shame
When someone wears an artical of clothing used to mop up various sex fluids. There was a song about this on the Japanese release of Musicforthemorningafter by Pete Yorn.
"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Who knew you could wear a shroud of shame with such pride?"
Shroud of shame
A towel draped over your head so people can't see your face while you lower yourself on a pontoon ladder into a lake or river to urinate.
Erica always wears a shroud of shame when she pees off of the pontoon.