shrunkled
The shrivelling or deformation of a body extremity
That water was so cold it has shrunkled my winky
Double Shrunkled
When one is shrunk, but doubly so.
Typically occurs when one run a foul of an accursed
witch and promptly cursed by said witch.
Typically occurs when one run a foul of an accursed
witch and promptly cursed by said witch.
Person 1: This sucks! I'm double shrunkled! I hate you!
Person 2: Get away from my shoe you bastard, I hate you too!
Person 2: Get away from my shoe you bastard, I hate you too!
Shrunkle
1. Typical Southern adulteration of two or more words, in an attempt to make a colloquial shortcut, but actually making a more difficult word to say and understand. In this specific example, 'shrank' or 'shrunk', and 'wrinkled' are vulgarly heaped upon each other in a backwoods display of grotesque sexual prowess, similar to turtles having sex.
2. What happens to a southern man's genitalia when temperature drops whilst moisture is present.
2. What happens to a southern man's genitalia when temperature drops whilst moisture is present.
"Pardon me madam, but I must ask for a slight refractory period before our bed ridden frolic; for I have swam in frigid waters, and my wiener has shrunkled."