Shtexting
The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.
I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.
Shtexting
Texting while taking a dump!
John was pressing out a premium log while shtexting his girlfriend about tonight's pub crawl!
shtexting
pooping while texting, shitting while using your ipod.
Guy 1 : "dude, i just got a text from jim, and hes in the can." Guy 2: "Oh, hes shtexting you?"