Shubh Lashkery
The typical Indian guy that pretends to be your friend. Pretends like he knows everything, scared of missing out and being alone. Always trying to be the best at sport when people know that hes not. Typical trying hard guy. The kind of guys who can't get girls, so has to be closed to guys with girlfriend, so he can flirt with the girl. Sometimes he might actually steal your girlfriend, and then pretends like nothing happened.
You are such a Shubh Lashkeryman!