Shultzin’ It
When you go out with a couple of friends and work colleagues on a weeknight and run up a huge bar tab, then black out only to find yourself missing most of the next morning’s meetings and deciding to just blow off the rest of the day because you are hurting so much.
John didn’t show up for work. Last I heard, it was midnight and nobody has heard from him since. It’s almost noon. He must be Shultzin’ It.
SHULTZINATOR
when a naked midget jumps on you back and starts assfucking you while pinching your nipples screaming the theme song from Broke Back mountain.
i went out to the movie theater and got a SHULTZINATOR from the midget at the counter...