Shum
To simultaneously defecate (shit) and ejaculate (cum) out of either pleasure or sheer anger, and in extreme cases, fear.
Can also be used as a verb; “shumming”
Can also be used as a verb; “shumming”
Oh fuck. My mom found the shum bucket.
Oh fuck. I’m shumming.
Oh fuck. I’m shumming.
Shum
To shit and cum at the same time. This usually occurs when the victim is listening to beautiful music or is overcome by intense feelings of pleasure and emotion. Another occurrence is when you're jerking off and taking a shit on the toilet at the same time.
I shummed myself at the pink floyd concert when the comfortably numb guitar solo started
I just took a nice shum in your toilet
I just took a nice shum in your toilet
Shum
When a male ejaculates into another person’s anus, and the receiver goes to the toilet & out comes the shum. The mix of the sperm & poo isn’t ‘cum’, it’s ‘Shum’. Shit and cum.
‘Oh wow! I just been to the loo after he fucked me in the arse, and SO much shum poured out!’
Shum
A Cantonese surname.
Hello Mr. Shum, how can I be of service today?
Shum
Often occurs after unprotected anal. A mixture of shit and cum will seep from the back passgae, or, shum.
Last night I took her up the ass and when I pulled out she shummed all over the sheets.
Shum
Masturbating while taking a shit.
Comes from the words shit and cum mixed together.
Comes from the words shit and cum mixed together.
“Hey bro where are you going?”
“I'm going to the bathroom to take a shum.”
“I'm going to the bathroom to take a shum.”
Shum
to shit and cum simultaneously
“Im shumming!”
“Im about to Shum!”
“Im about to Shum!”