shumb
someone that is short and dumb!
Kiara: haley your 4 eight not 4 nine
Haley: no im 4 nine
Taylor: no cause im taller then you and im 4 nine!
Kiara: Haley your so short an aunt walked up to you and said wow im tall!
Taylor: ya thats true your tht small!
Haley: im short and dumb!
Taylor+Kiara+Rachael: your shumb!
Haley: yea im shumb!
Haley: no im 4 nine
Taylor: no cause im taller then you and im 4 nine!
Kiara: Haley your so short an aunt walked up to you and said wow im tall!
Taylor: ya thats true your tht small!
Haley: im short and dumb!
Taylor+Kiara+Rachael: your shumb!
Haley: yea im shumb!
shumb
to shank someone with your thumb
'dude i just shumbed that kid right in the side'
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shumb
When you are wiping your ass and you get shit on the side of your thumb.
That dude came out of the bathroom stall and he had a Shumb and didn't even know it!
shumb dit
The way to call someone a dumb shit without having to repent afterwards.
Snoop wishes he could smack talk like the rest of us, but he's too big of a shumb dit to figure it out.