shumee
Beautiful, smart, amazing, loving, charming, sexual, but married to a total douchebag.
Shumee doesn't deserve that douche.
Shumes
Shumes, To describe a beautiful, intelligent and sexy male, known for their genius and good looks.
Wow, that guy is such a shumes!
Shumed
Where you shit and cum at the same to.
Holy shit bro, I just shumed.
Shuming
Shuming:Shuming is to Cum then go into the Shower.
Examples
"Hey, Mike Tyson how was Shuming last night" Oh it was nice I had great clarity. "
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"Hey, Mike Tyson how was Shuming last night" Oh it was nice I had great clarity. "
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Shume
Used to reinforce the positive nature of a situation or event.
Frank: Dude! I got a new car today!
Brian: Shume! No way!
Brian: Shume! No way!
ka-shume
The breaking of one's ka-tet. This is generally caused by a death of one of the members. It is signified by a deep foreboding feeling that all members can feel. As coined in Stephen King's "Dark Tower" series.
I'd been feeling ka-shume all day, then I got the call that my wife died in a car accident.
Shuming
The art of one shitting thyself and ejaculating at the same time
"Look at that Jake's mom is shuming
All over the floor," "gross"
All over the floor," "gross"