Shurine

"I just pissed through my anus, man."

"No, Hans, you just shurinated, that is the correct term."

All of the men's washrooms in the building now require keys for entry because Grant took a "shurinal" on the eighth floor. As a result I almost crapped my pants the other day when I lost my key. Luckily I had the sense to take a "shelevator."

looking at the scrawny young man he resembled someone who maybe picked their nose and was a sherinator. I could just picture in my head after a long day going to take a shower having to urinate but not wanting to wait for the hot water, jumping in and shurinating.