Shuttlefucking
Having sex with the Space Shuttle.
"So I was shuttlefucking last night, and..."
"God damn it, John, stop fucking the shuttle. We just spent sixteen hours replacing the thermal ceramics after your last bout."
"God damn it, John, stop fucking the shuttle. We just spent sixteen hours replacing the thermal ceramics after your last bout."
Shuttlefucking
1. Repeatedly moving from computer, to laptop, to computer, with disk in hand, because your company is too cheap to do anything wirelessly. And too stupid to address the compatibility issues between laptops and desktops.
Similar to moving room to room in the dorms looking for a lay and becoming similarly frustrated with the process.
2. May also be used to describe routing cable to address network wiring/config issues. Going from the server room, to the floor and back - switching this cable or that one - trying to get the computers on the network to communicate with each other.
Similar to moving room to room in the dorms looking for a lay and becoming similarly frustrated with the process.
2. May also be used to describe routing cable to address network wiring/config issues. Going from the server room, to the floor and back - switching this cable or that one - trying to get the computers on the network to communicate with each other.
1. "Why isn't that expense report uploaded yet?"
"I don't know, sir. Probably because I wasted an hour shuttlefucking, gave up and went home."
2. "After shuttlefucking around in the lab for six hours, we've concluded your network was infiltrated by squirrel chew, moisture, and a lazy system admin who didn't update security patches - like we told him to do a month ago."
"I don't know, sir. Probably because I wasted an hour shuttlefucking, gave up and went home."
2. "After shuttlefucking around in the lab for six hours, we've concluded your network was infiltrated by squirrel chew, moisture, and a lazy system admin who didn't update security patches - like we told him to do a month ago."
Shuttlefucker
One who has sex, or wishes to have sex, with the Space Shuttle.
That shuttlefucker is sticking his penis in the fore steering thruster exhaust port again.
shuttlefuck
a term used by a patron to describe a disgruntled public transit professional, a highly satisfying sexual position
e.g. "That same shuttlefuck missed my stop!"
e.g. "I need to stretch before we shuttlefuck again. Having one leg in the air like that is hard work!"
e.g. "I need to stretch before we shuttlefuck again. Having one leg in the air like that is hard work!"
shuttlefuck
noun or verb
an orgy with a partner rotation system
an orgy with a partner rotation system
hey this is a perfect guy to girl ratio... lets have a shuttlefuck!
Shuttlefucker
Fuckery so huge, it could fit in a shuttlebus
New Year's Eve was a constant train of shuttlefuckery