Shvant
A Shvant is literally the most active person you’ll ever know. That dude will run 100 miles over the weekend like bruv chill. Anyway, Shvants are super intelligent, sporty, has the stamina of an actual ninja and WILL help you with anything. You might end up fighting with a Shvant many times but you’ll come back begging for forgiveness because you really cannot live without them.
Guy- Damn it dude we’ll never win, they’ve got Shvant on their team!
Another guy- WHAT IS PHOTOSYNTHESIS?
Another guy replying to the guy above- Why don’t you ask the witty, smart, and awesome in every way possible SHVANT?
Another guy- WHAT IS PHOTOSYNTHESIS?
Another guy replying to the guy above- Why don’t you ask the witty, smart, and awesome in every way possible SHVANT?