shwammie
A word used in many different ways, but mostly as a way of showing sudden excitement.
I hung out with sarah yesterday, and she gave me a kiss, shwammie!
Shwammy
Cumming on your toenails whilst doing the macarena
Oof, Jimmy has done a Shwammy
shwammy whammy
To consume so much alcohol that you think you're Axel Rose circa 1990, and not in a good way.
Joe was so shwammy whammy he trashed the hotel room while we were in Vegas