shwank
A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.
Also known as schwank.
Also known as schwank.
Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank
shwank
To take a shit and masterbate at the same time.
"hey, I'm bored, and I've got to take a shit. I guess I could just go shwank and kill two birds with one stone"
shwank
to simultanously hang a shit and to wank (masterbate).
fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!
shwank
another meaning for "sweet" positive notation
Wow! That is shwank!
shwank
the easiest way to communicate that you think something is awesome .
that was shwank!!!
Yeah! that was so cool my balls switched places!!!!
Yeah! that was so cool my balls switched places!!!!
shwank
The act of masterbation whilst in the shower.
Shwank, shwanking.
Wanking in the shower
Shwank, shwanking.
Wanking in the shower
Tom: Hey Lewy, you look really refreshed today!
Lewy: Yeah man, just had a shwank, felt so good.
Will: Wtf is a shwank bro?
Lewy: When you have a wank in the shower!
Will: Mad!
Lewy: Yeah man, just had a shwank, felt so good.
Will: Wtf is a shwank bro?
Lewy: When you have a wank in the shower!
Will: Mad!
shwank
the conjunction of she-wank.
ie female masturbation
ie female masturbation
i'm off for a shwank.