shwanke
A chronic masturbater that cannot resist to jack off even if he is in an inappropriate place such as a swimming pool, movie theater, or cosco parking lot.
Cosco parking lot?!?!? Wow you're one chronic shwanke!
shwank
A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.
Also known as schwank.
Also known as schwank.
Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank
Shwanked
A term used when someone or something was completely off. When someone fucked up.
(watching the bears game)-wow he really shwanked that kick
Sam-Dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!
Zac-I know man I shwanked hella cups.
Sam-Dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!
Zac-I know man I shwanked hella cups.
shwanking
1)A continuos act of jackin off ur nigga.
2)A continous act of jackin off any guy.
2)A continous act of jackin off any guy.
Alex was shwanking his new friend while playin Halo 2
shwank
To take a shit and masterbate at the same time.
"hey, I'm bored, and I've got to take a shit. I guess I could just go shwank and kill two birds with one stone"
shwank
to simultanously hang a shit and to wank (masterbate).
fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!
Shwank
When you go for a shit but you have a wank just after or before on the toilet
Went for a lovely shwank there man