Shwape
The art of shitting, wanking, and vaping at the same time.
I saw my autistic son outside having a shwape
Shwapes
A person with an extremely flat ass. Most commonly found among the white population.
Faith: Wow Priscilla did you see that white girl?? She has suuuuch a shwapes!
Priscilla: Oh my gawwwsh!! Hahahaha!!!
Priscilla: Oh my gawwwsh!! Hahahaha!!!
Shwape
Basically, having a shwank, while vaping hands free.
George Brown had a good shwape and passed out and hit his head.