shween
slang for penis; see also dong
Used in the new Mad magazine in the mock letter from barbi to ken in which she's breaking up with him.
Barbie: "It's not like you've got a shween or anything."
Barbie: "It's not like you've got a shween or anything."
Shween
A pleasantly plump floggin' log extending from a shexshy man'sh pubish.
See also tasty
See also tasty
Man: "My shween is sho shwollen and shuge!"
Girly Girl: "Ya?"
Man: "Jaaah"
Girly Girl: "Ya?"
Man: "Jaaah"
Shween
Our almighty leader. Has too much power, could take your life in mere seconds.
Oh fuck, it's Shween! Our lives are in danger!
Shween
A strikingly good-looking girl.
"There were so many shweens there last night, it was insane! "
Shween
Shrimp sized ween
All junior high boys have shweens