Shweiner
A protrusion from your clothing where the female wearer realizes said article of clothing resembles a fabric phallus.
I did a backflip and my shweiner was hanging out for the whole world to see.
Shweiner
Synonymous with tits, but even better. A way to describe anything that has lots of swag.
-That was awesome
-No, it was shweiner.
-No, it was shweiner.