shweky
someone who steals uber money and takes pics of titties. they can’t pronounce peoples names and are awkwardly cute and highly funny.
i just got tacod from a shweky
shweky
Someone of deceitful character with a lazy attitude and below-average intelligence. A Shweky is too insincere to earn a humble living, therefore resorts to conjuring violence, either by orchestrating bribes and payoffs or in the rare circumstance overpowering others and pilfering their valuables.
If wasn't for the bow and arrow Jethro, the village would have lost its only horse and carriage to thievery committed by Shweky. Luckily one of the arrows that pierced Jethro's chest resulted in a complete collapse, where he never returned to his feet, with the village witnessing a pack of wolves that began devouring Shweky while he was still alive.