shwillham
Shwillham is a mysterious bog witch, known for his snatched eyeliner, scandalously short crop tops, and deep love for country songstress Shania Twain. Do not look him directly in the eye, lest you be turned into a stack of George R. R. Martin books.
The kids knew not to go into the woods at night. Nobody wanted to get eaten by a Shwillham like little Marty Martin did last summer.