shwitter
Tweeting / twatting / twitterpating while on the toilet.
Dude, you've been tweeting a lot lately.
…yeah, I've had diarrhea so I've been shwittering.
…yeah, I've had diarrhea so I've been shwittering.
shwittering
to take a shit while doing the twitter thang
while shwittering the other day i realized that i can am creating a timeline of my daily bowel movements so that weeks from now i can read what i wrote and say "gosh, i remember typing that in the burger king bathroom"
Take a Shwitter
The act of purging and unfollowing undesirable friends on your Twitter account. See also: Facepoop
Dude, I need to Take a Shwitter, my feed is foul with morons.
Shwittering
Tweeting on the toilet
I was shwittering with my buddy from the washroom.