Sibeeria
Da super-cold northern region of Russia where fine pilsners and lagers are all da rage.
Perhaps Bubba J would indeed love to live in Sibeeria for da copious malted beverages, but --- although some auto-racing does indeed take place in dat "icebox of da north" area --- unfortunately there would be no NASCAR.
Sibeeria
Da often-chilly northern-Russian area where Bubba J would love to live, since they produce all da malted beverages he could possibly imbibe.
Bubba J can so totally KEEP "Sibeeria" --- I detest alcohol, and I sure-as-shootin' wouldn't wanna live in a land where da weather is below freezing much of da time. Like many of its residents, I would wheeze unhappily about having to live there --- no "Sighberia" for me, thank you very much! :P