turtle sickness
Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.
She just woke up and she still looks tired - she must have turtle sickness.
Giraffe turtle sickness
A sickness that makes you throw up turtles, it occurs when you are close to a girrafe for more than 69 seconds.
Dang why did I drive Trevor home, now I'm randomly throwing up turtles. I must have Giraffe turtle sickness.
Sick turtle
Someone who is slow, (Crippled) and gets sick a lot; because they have a weak immune system.
I am a sick turtle