sideburn cock
The 1970's pornos had sideburns on their cocks cos it was so old and pathetic.
Or a common insult.
Or a common insult.
Holy shit craig, that porno is so old the dude has a sideburn cock
dan: dude, shawn can be such a sideburn cock
craig: yeah i agree lawl!
dan: dude, shawn can be such a sideburn cock
craig: yeah i agree lawl!