sidestroke
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I do the e stroke when I'm in bed and get horny.
Motionless Sidestroke
This is the act of attempting to do a sidestroke but failing so miserably that one ends up motionless in the water.
Girl 1: "Have you seen Hannah's sidestroke?"
Girl 2: "Yeah it's the motionless sidestroke."
Hannah: "Do you like my swimming?"
Girl 2: "Yeah it's the motionless sidestroke."
Hannah: "Do you like my swimming?"