sideways shit
when someone with bad diahhrea blows mud all across the floor,carpet,patio,etc>
dude took a sideways shit all across my bathroom floor!
Sideways potato shit
A deposit of feces resembling a potato that has managed to wedge itself in a horizontally lengthened position between the butt cheeks of the person pooping it.
Dude, I just took a sideways potato shit!
OMG, my ass is torn apart from that sideways potato shit.
shit potato sideways
OMG, my ass is torn apart from that sideways potato shit.
shit potato sideways