silly goofy goose
when you are just so gosh darn silly and goofy that you can be compared to that of a goose.
Ted: you know, he sure is a silly goofy goose...
Garold: who wiggs?
Mr.Wiggs: yes me ofc I'm the silly goofy goose
Garold: who wiggs?
Mr.Wiggs: yes me ofc I'm the silly goofy goose