Behj
The one true lord and saviour, he is an English Bulldog in the shape of a human. He had a son who's name is Georgette W. Bush. The followers of Thej Behj speak their own unique language, where every word has a j at the end. You must convert or have your soul condemned.
"Ourj lordj Behj, thej onej truej godj, lovesj allj. Butj ifj youj don'tj convertj you'llj goj toj hellj andj neverj bej forgivenj.