Simon Salas
He’s a weird little buddy. Plump and juicy and used and loosey. Talks funny, not necessarily a lisp but something in that direction. Not very popular among chicks either as he’s mostly a PC-nerd.
“Hey, look at that guy, wtf is wrong with him?!”
“Dude, that’s a Simon Salas alright…”
“Dude, that’s a Simon Salas alright…”