Behrend
-noun
The second largest campus of the Penn State University located in Erie, Pennsylvania. It has approximately 4,500 full-time students and of that number, 1,700 live on-campus. At Behrend there isn't much to do besides drink and make a huge mess. Behrend is known as the campus of stairs and ramps because it exists solely on uneven ground. It is also known as the campus of "cocks and balls" because of the male/female ratio; Which is ~2/1.
The second largest campus of the Penn State University located in Erie, Pennsylvania. It has approximately 4,500 full-time students and of that number, 1,700 live on-campus. At Behrend there isn't much to do besides drink and make a huge mess. Behrend is known as the campus of stairs and ramps because it exists solely on uneven ground. It is also known as the campus of "cocks and balls" because of the male/female ratio; Which is ~2/1.
"I didn't get into University Park so I went to Behrend instead"
"Dude, there's always a party going on at behrend. Of course, it's also always a sausage fest."
"Dude, there's always a party going on at behrend. Of course, it's also always a sausage fest."
Behrend
A random person obsessed with World of Warcraft. He can be generally found doing stuff on an island while eating cheese.
You are acting like a total Behrend today.
behrends
An obnoxiously loud angry drunk. Often passes out and wakes up pantsless not knowing where or why he is where he is.
Dude you've had enough, you're starting to get behrends
the Behrend Ratio
of or pertaining to, an obscenely disproportional ratio of dicks to bitches.
"Dude, lets go to that party at UGates!"
"Nah man, they'll be rocking the Behrend Ratio."
"Fuck."
"Nah man, they'll be rocking the Behrend Ratio."
"Fuck."
Keith Behrend
Another word for a Faggot (or sex offender) who lures little boys into his apartment using his oddly small chode and then proceeds to hypnotize them. Keith Behrend's are awful people with 3 inch dicks and asian boy fever.
Lucy: I was at the park with little Tommy the other day and a Keith Behrend abducted him using his wierd genitalia!
Todd: Ah Lucy don't worry he's just a faggot!
Todd: Ah Lucy don't worry he's just a faggot!
Penn State Behrend
Located in north-western Pennsylvania, this branch campus offers a variety of majors/minors to a generally unmotivated student body.
The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.
Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.
The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.
Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.
The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.
Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.
The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.
Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.
Penn State Behrend was the only school I applied to, but unfortunately i got in.