Simple cock sock

The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.

Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."

Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."

俚语	simple cock sock
释义	Simple cock sock The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life. Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me." Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."
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