Simple Simon
A stupid motherfucker.
"We cannot see anyone at the clinic because we don't have the technology."
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.
Simple Simon
Hallucinogenic mushrooms
I'm looking to score some Simple Simon tonight. I want to get good and silly!
Simple Simon
A very very simple person that could be described as a mong or pleb. Normally the person has 100% physically and mental retardation, more often than not simple simon's live on farms.
Norm 1: Whos just lost their dick?
Norm 2: Thats simple simon.
Norm 2: Thats simple simon.
Simple Simon
A cocktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.
Person #1: Tonight's a big night. We need to start on the right foot.
Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon
Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon