Simptard
Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.
Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--
Simptard
A person who simps so hard it can be considered a form of retardation.
Matthew won't shut the fuck about bitches it's all he talks about. Total simptard!
Simptard
When a man smokes a lot of meth and has gay sex with 100 homeless men everyday and is the gayest, simpyest being alive (usually named Liam)
Omg look Liam is being a simptard
SimpTard
A simp who is also retarded
"You're such a simptard"- karen
simptard
a combination of a simpleton (a less bright person) and a retard. used in a humorous manner to describe silly behavior.
aron: why are you sweeping your room with a broom?
viola: because the hoover-bag was full.
aron: so you didn't think of putting in a new one?! your such a simptard.
viola: because the hoover-bag was full.
aron: so you didn't think of putting in a new one?! your such a simptard.