Simp the chimp
An enormous white tub of lard gay headass nigga. He steals food from anyone around.
Guy 1: Yo! Did you see that simp the chimp sift that homeless niggas lard!
Guy 2: This nigga so fat though
Guy 1: HE JUST STOLE CAKE FROM A WAR VETERANS 100th BIRTHDAY!
Guy 2: Oof
Guy 2: This nigga so fat though
Guy 1: HE JUST STOLE CAKE FROM A WAR VETERANS 100th BIRTHDAY!
Guy 2: Oof
Simp Chimp
A man named Milo
HOLY SHIT ITS THE SIMP CHIMP