Simptitude
Adj., the magnitude of ones simpage
Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Brian? He's a tier 3 sub to Pokimane.
Guy 2: Wow, his simptitude is off the charts!
Guy 2: Wow, his simptitude is off the charts!
Simptitude
The level of which one is a Simp
"Bro, Nolan's grown some major Simptitude over the last couple weeks... chasin' three different girls? C'mon."
Simptitude
noun. a way of thinking or feeling in the manner of a simp, typically one that is reflected in a simp's behavior
I don't know what to tell you man, my simptitude led to a lot of heartaches. That's on me my guy.