single as a pringle

Not in a relationship

Now, most think it is simply a lazy ryme, but it's much more deep than that. Being "single like a Pringle" means you don't want to be single. Everyone is ment to be together, or at least in groups, and your alone. No one loves you. Hell, who the fuck would buy a can of Pringles if it only had one Pringle? Wich means your destiny is to be thrown away and eaten by rodents or a homeless person. Your pathetic and worthless. No one will ever want you. Ever. No one would even blink if you died you discusting Pringle.

This a holiday made for single ppl only and it’s gonna be celebrated the day after Valentine’s Day feb 15th

Someone who is single (obviously) but handles it well and doesn't freak out about their lack of bf/gf. Usually used by teenagers for relationship statuses or bios on social networks. Funnier alternative to "single and ready to mingle"

A person who is single is named a single pringle. They are the best in original flavour, i.e. on their own.

A way to say you're single without feeling so bad.

Somebody who is single and proud of it.