singlish
It’s the native language in Singapore… Apparently.
A colloquial dialect that is somewhat similar to Manglish (A colloquial dialect in Malaysia) and is just as intimidating to those who are not familiar with this form of dialogue. Contrary to popular belief, people who converse in singlish are not retarded. It is just an articulated form of the “culture” being expressed through incoherent speech.
It goes something like this:
“What lah – (insert a bunch of made up words that make you go “WTF” here) – Mee Siam.”
The government had a huge hoo-hah concerning the liberal usage of this language some years back. This was clear evidence that the government had way to much free time on their hands…Wayy – too – much – free – time!
A colloquial dialect that is somewhat similar to Manglish (A colloquial dialect in Malaysia) and is just as intimidating to those who are not familiar with this form of dialogue. Contrary to popular belief, people who converse in singlish are not retarded. It is just an articulated form of the “culture” being expressed through incoherent speech.
It goes something like this:
“What lah – (insert a bunch of made up words that make you go “WTF” here) – Mee Siam.”
The government had a huge hoo-hah concerning the liberal usage of this language some years back. This was clear evidence that the government had way to much free time on their hands…Wayy – too – much – free – time!
Prime minister of Singapore addressing to the nation: “I’ve had enough of this popcockery! Singlish must go… Now!”
Singaporeans: “awwwww …buggermaquilt.”
Singaporeans: “awwwww …buggermaquilt.”
singlish
Singapore's very own version of english. A much curt and impatient form of english for those that reside in this rat-raced cosmo city.
Example of a singlish term:"Don't talk cock lah you"
Talk Cock means to spew nonsense from one's mouth or to utter ridiculous contentions.
Talk Cock means to spew nonsense from one's mouth or to utter ridiculous contentions.
singlish
Singapore's English. A mixture of English with our local dialects.
skius: tellin' someone to give way. Short form of 'Excuse me'
singlish
most based language, used in Singapore and similiar to Manglish
contains words from different dialects of Chinese, Malay, Tamil, and corruptions of english
scares away foreigners but funny if you can speak it
contains words from different dialects of Chinese, Malay, Tamil, and corruptions of english
scares away foreigners but funny if you can speak it
guy: ahh them ang mo punks si bie jia lat leh, try corrupt our gahment one
ang mo: wat's this, singlish?
ang mo: wat's this, singlish?
singlish
a disgrace of english made by Singaporeans.
Singlish- you damn bad lah think what? so big ah?
singlish
A super retarded non-language. Similar to ebonics but for asians.
John: Is that guy retarded? What the hell is he talking about?
Bill: Well he probably is retarded but he's speaking "singlish" I think.
Bill: Well he probably is retarded but he's speaking "singlish" I think.
singlish
"legally separated" or "divorce filed, but not yet final".
ANNA: So, are you married, or not?
BOB: I'm singlish.
ANNA: Singlish?
BOB: Divorce filed, but not yet final.
ANNA: Cool. So, let's fuck!
BOB: I'm singlish.
ANNA: Singlish?
BOB: Divorce filed, but not yet final.
ANNA: Cool. So, let's fuck!