sinistrophobia
is the fear of all things to the Left.
a-"quick! look at that ball on your left!"
b-"i cant, i have sinistrophobia!"
b-"i cant, i have sinistrophobia!"
Sinistrophobia
the fear of heterosexuality.
"Mike had a really bad case sinistrophobia, it was so bad that when he saw a man and woman kiss he wanted to puke"