sink spider
Evil, angry-looking black spider that appears in one half of your double sink. Mostly small, a little creepy, but completely capable of making you avoid the sink. When one morning sink spider has moved, all bets are off in the kitchen.
Dude one: We should get those Coors Light cans out of the sink, they are starting to smell like ass.
Dude two: shit no, there in sink spider's territory. You're on your own.
Dude two: shit no, there in sink spider's territory. You're on your own.