Sir Edmund Hillary
Were your partner lies face down on a flat surface to make a silhouetted mountain range,you find the highest point and proceed to take a dump on it ,then you masturbate on top of the shit to make it look like snow, and then put a miniature New Zealand Flag on top of the shit and say 'We knocked the bastard off'
We have been talking about spicing things up with a "Sir Edmund Hillary" but can not find any miniature New Zealand Flags