Sir Lancelot
According to Aurthurian Myth, the greatest, and most noble of all the knights of the Round Table. He was a freakin' badass, which is why Guinevere fell for him, and not Arthur. He could take on twenty knights by himself and every knight wished they could be like him.
Sir Bors: Look Gawain, there goes Sir Lancelot!
Sir Gawain: He's a total Badass aint he?
Guinevere:Oh that he is.
Sir Gawain: He's a total Badass aint he?
Guinevere:Oh that he is.
Sir Lancelot
A woman's period.
I would fuck you, but Sir Lancelot has arrived.
Sir Lancelot
The knight of boils.
This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!
Sir Lancelot
When a well hung dude gets a prince albert, not to be confused with a Sir Lancelittle, a prince albert on a lesser endowed dude
John Holmes just got a prince albert!
(A Sir Lancelot)
(A Sir Lancelot)
The Sir Lancelot
The look a girl gets on her face when you hit the womb: you always know when you've hit the womb on that definitive stroke. Sometimes combined with a retraction of the pelvis and gutteral "Oohh" noise
You either are familiar with the Sir Lancelot or you have a small penis and feign familiarity with the above.