Sirwan
Kurdish for rivers that are connected into the ocean.
People with the name Sirwan are as salty as the rivers that they're named after.
People with the name Sirwan are as salty as the rivers that they're named after.
If you go swimming in the Sirwan river you're going to be taken out to sea.
You're as salty as a Sirwan.
You're as salty as a Sirwan.